“Shh! Shh! They’re coming!” Eda pulled the curtain back and turned to the gathering. The chatter and laughter died down. It had taken a bit of fast talking to convince Luz and Camila that what she they were doing was the traditional way to keep the people who were going to be married out of the way and to occupy their minds while everyone else set up the ceremony. It wasn’t a prank, not exactly. Amity and Luz had unknowingly avoided the tradition by eloping to Palm Stings. Hunter and Willow showed no signs of being in a hurry to get married.
Lilith and Gus rattled around in the kitchen, barely visible, while Amity and Luz were snuggled up on the sofa. Willow and Hunter stood by the door, hand in hand, talking with Hooty, who was behaving for once. Raine sat in the corner in an armchair, chatting with Camila, who was sitting on a clever folding fabric chair (a camp chair, she had called it). Raine had their hand resting on her forearm. Eda didn’t think that they noticed it was the same way that they would touch her when they talked with her. Eda looked down at her missing arm and hook hand and smiled; she was used to it now. Hooty opened the door, revealing Vee with her hand raised, just about to knock and Masha smiling at their bride-to-be.
Vee blinked both sets of eyelids when she saw everyone waiting for them. Masha just smiled and hugged Willow first because she was the closest to them. Hunter awkwardly held out a hand, human-style, but Vee just swept him into the hug with Masha and Willow. A few seconds later Luz and Amity glommed onto them and Hooty wrapped them all in coils.
“Okay! Okay! Break it up!” Eda shouted and the hug broke apart slowly. When everyone had been seated except Vee and Masha, she waved at them to speak.
“Um—I—we—” Vee stammered. Masha gazed at her red face, showing their gap-toothed smile.
They squeezed Vee’s hand and stepped forward slightly before announcing, “We’re ready. Let’s get this show on the road.”
Everyone had also been present at Camila’s house two weeks previously for their Human Realm wedding. That’s when Vee had pulled Eda aside and asked her if she and Masha could also get married in the Owl House. Eda had agreed without hesitation.
Now that Vee and Masha were here, though, Eda felt just a little bad about sending them off; they were so obviously eager. “Well, kid, it’s not like the Human Realm. You do have to get the approval of the Wedding Bird.” Eda was proud that she kept her voice calm and her face under control. For that matter, the only slight grin in the room was Camila’s. Everyone else was playing along.
“The Wedding Bird?” Vee asked, her eyebrows scrunching together. Masha, though, had rolled their eyes.
“Yep. You have to capture her and bring her back—” Eda stopped as Masha cut her off.
“Sounds like bullshit tradition to me,” Masha’s voice was calm, but also firm and unshakable. Eda loved them so much. They reminded her of Raine and how hard they were to move when they had made their mind up.
“Well, maybe, but think of it more like a wedding license. You had to get one of those, right?” Eda asked, glad that Luz had told her about them.
“Yeah,” Vee answered. “Where is this Wedding Bird? What does it look like?”
Gus and Lilith came in from the kitchen. Gus made a spell circle and a bird appeared in front of Vee. It looked solid and real; the kid (twenty-two was still a kid to Eda) was good.
The Wedding Bird he’d conjured matched the tales perfectly. A tall wading bird, up to Eda’s shoulders, with long, thick red legs and taloned, slightly webbed feet. Her plumage was iridescent white with shimmering pink and blue highlights. A deep red crest ran from her large bulbous head halfway down her back and matched the deep red colour of her spoon-shaped, flat beak. Gus had even included the glittering rings around the Wedding Bird’s legs, some plain gold and some encrusted with gems, that she was supposed to give to couples (and throuples and polycules. Eda glanced at Raine, then Camila) who didn’t have jewelry to exchange.
“I’ve never seen a bird like that,” Hunter said, then blushed when Eda shot him a dangerous glance. She couldn’t let him blow it.
“I heard that she was seen in the abandoned city on the knee, near the old tunnels that lead to Eclipse Lake.” Luz made a circle with her staff and a map appeared next to Gus’ image of the Wedding Bird. Vee and Masha both leaned forward to look as Amity showed them the location of the abandoned city. Luz hadn’t told Eda that she’d planned this and she wondered why Luz sent them there.
“Don’t go into the old mine tunnels. There’s a lot of dangerous stuff down there and some of them have collapsed,” Amity said, and laughed when Hunter made a sound of agreement.
“That seems like a good place to start.” Masha traced their finger on the map and it pulled back to a wide view of the Titan so they could see where the Owl House was in relation to it.
“Not too far by air,” Amity said. Luz broke the spell circle, causing the map to disappear with a pop. As soon as she had, the staff receded into Stringbean and the Palisman curled around Luz’s neck.
“Are you willing to let Masha borrow you for the day?” Luz asked her Palisman. Stringbean flicked Luz’s ear with her tongue and flew to Masha in response. Masha stroked the Palisman and she hissed again.
Luz grinned and said, “She said she wouldn’t let anything bad happen to you and that you’ve gotten much better at flying.”
Hunter whispered something to Willow and she put her hand on his chest. Eda glared at him again.
“You have to bring the Wedding Bird back here by sundown, so you’ve got about six hours. If you don’t find her by then, come back by sundown anyway. We’ll have dinner and you can try again in the morning.” Eda ruffled Vee’s hair then after just a moment, she did the same with Masha’s.
“Think you can find the city on the knee?” Luz asked.
Masha nodded. “Stringbean knows the way, and I’ll let her do the flying.” They stroked Stringbean who purred like a cat. Taking Vee’s hand, they went through the door that Hooty opened for them.
Stringbean grew her staff out again and Masha mounted while Vee changed into a large white bird with a long neck.
“Whoa! What sort of bird is that?” Eda asked. Lilith held her hand out toward Vee, who nodded her long neck at Lilith.
“It’s a swan,” Camila said, placing her hand on Eda’s arm just like Raine had placed their hand on Camila’s arm earlier. Eda jumped slightly because she hadn’t noticed Camila moving up behind her.
Lilith reached out a tentative hand and stroked Vee’s feathers. “They’re so soft. Thank you, Vee.” She bowed to the bird and Vee bowed her head again.
With a loud ‘Honk!’ Swan-Vee hunkered down, made a long ungainly run, and leapt into the air. Masha had mounted and paced her as she took off. When they’d cleared the tree line and were on their way toward the knee, Eda clapped her hand sharply.
“All right, we have a few hours. Let’s get this party ready for them.” She turned to Raine. “You’ll be ready to perform the ceremony when they get back?”
“I’ve been ready for years,” they whispered quietly to themselves, then answered louder, “I’m ready.”
“I wish I’d worn a thicker hoodie!” Masha shouted over the wind.
Vee turned her swan face toward Masha and honked once. Masha knew it was an agreement.
Both of them turned their faces up when a shadow passed over them. A griffin was speeding along, easily keeping up with them and turning its pigeon-shaped head back and forth trying to judge what they were. Vee veered off sharply and charged it aggressively even though she was much smaller. The griffin banked, but Vee had more maneuverability and swooped at its head. It squawked in alarm, blew out a haze of spiders which Vee simply absorbed by breathing them all in and absorbing their magic. The griffin squawked again and flew away at top speed in the same approximate direction they were travelling. Vee dived back down to Masha’s side and rejoined them.
“Nice. So how does magical spider griffin breath taste!?” Masha shouted and laughed at Vee’s answering honk.
They made the rest of the journey to the abandoned city with no trouble. As they landed, a flock of five griffins took off from a huge nest in the distance from the other edge of the city, joining the one that had fled from Vee earlier. The nest looked like it may have been in a burnt out stadium or amphitheater. Vee face-planted her landing trying to watch the griffins.
“Ow!” she said, changing back to her human form and rubbing her chin. She pulled Masha into her arms and held them to warm them up. Stringbean changed into a purplish cat and sat around Masha’s neck.
Vee leaned in to kiss Masha, but they held up a hand. “Spiders?” they asked.
“Spiders were good. They were mostly magic, honestly.” Vee leaned in to kiss Masha again, but Masha stepped back.
“Mostly?” they asked.
“Well, some crunchy bits?” Vee laughed.
“Nuh uh, no kisses until you brush your teeth.” Masha giggled as Vee chased them with her lips puckered. The game went on for almost a minute before Masha tripped over a fallen block of stone and sent Stringbean flying through the air. She landed on her feet in cat form and cleaned her paw like she’d never been doing anything else.
“Ow!” Masha rubbed their ankle and shin.
“You okay?” Vee rushed toward them and helped them up.
“Yeah, I’ll be okay.” They leaned on Vee as they walked toward a burned-out husk of a building that must have been a store or a restaurant and sat on the curb outside it. Stringbean rubbed their non-injured ankle with her head. Masha laughed and scratched Stringbean-cat’s head while she purred.
“So… what is this all really about?” Vee asked, looking around.
“Pffft,” Masha scoffed. “It’s obvious that it’s a snipe hunt and they were just trying to get rid of us. It’s either a prank or they’re just trying to keep us out of the way while they finish preparations.” They stood up with Vee’s aid and took a step. “I’m okay; it’s just going to be bruised.”
“So you don’t think there really is a Wedding Bird?”Vee asked.
Masha shook their head. “Nah. But the way that Luz sent us here, maybe she left something here for us? A present or something? Does that seem like something Luz would do? She seemed really confident about it.”
Vee blinked and looked around. “Hmm, maybe.” She took Masha’s hand and together they walked through the city. Vee’s nose twitched as she sniffed.
“There’s a lot of old magic here,” Vee said. “But it’s all really old and stale. I smell something… animal over there; it smells a lot like chickens.” She pointed and led Masha through the ruins.
“What do you think happened here?” Masha asked.
Both of them stopped and stared at the buildings. To Vee, it looked like some of the photographs of cities that had been bombed that she’d seen in history class with signs of fire and crumbled buildings. It was hard to tell how old the ruins were, but there was no sign that any witches or demons lived there. Vee sniffed again, but she shook her head and sighed.
“I don’t know. Lilith would know if anyone, or maybe Amity. She’s taken to exploring places like this and she’s finding all sorts of old books. She found a book that described first-hand how Belos came to power. It was scary because the way she read it, it was just like what’s happening at home right now.” Vee sighed.
“Yeah. It sucks, but we’ve got each other and we won’t give up without a fight.” Masha dug in their pocket and pulled out a mint. They handed it to Vee, who crunched it up.
“That’s good enough for me.” Masha leaned in and kissed her. They expected Vee to relax, but she stiffened in Masha’s arms.
Vee pulled her lips barely back from Masha’s. She whispered urgently, “The Wedding Bird is at the corner.”
“Ha ha ha,” Masha whispered back and leaned their head forward to kiss Vee again. Before they could, Vee turned them slowly but firmly around.
The Wedding Bird was standing about a hundred feet away at the next intersection. It looked sort of like the illusion that Gus had produced.
Except…
It wasn’t a bird. It was a fucking dinosaur. Nearly seven feet tall, sickle-taloned, huge muscular legs, no webbed feet, slashing beak instead of a spoonbill. Gus had gotten the feathers and crest right, though. The gold and silver rings around her right leg and the… the… bejeweled golden tiara she wore proclaimed her The Wedding Bird without a doubt.
She turned her head to peer at them, just like an eagle would have (or a Deinonychus, or a Utahraptor, Masha thought to themselves). Masha and Vee were both frozen; Vee’s breath in Masha’s ear was the only sound until the Wedding Bird extended her neck and roared. Masha had expected it to sound like a hawk or an eagle, but it was a low rumbling growl that reminded them uncomfortably of a lion or a… crocodile… that’s what it was, it was a crocodilian roar.
The Wedding Bird took a step toward them. The rings on her leg rattled, even over the roaring.
Vee pushed past Masha and stood in front of her. A second later, she was an elephant. Stringbean flew up onto her head and changed into a honey badger. Vee trumpeted and Stringbean growled at the Wedding Bird, who stopped roaring, turned her head this way and that, then turned and ran… like an ostrich, or a horse, or a… a… dinosaur. She was a dinosaur. The primal fight or flight response made Masha’s legs jelly, but they still had their voice.
“Wait! Wait! We’re here to get married!” Masha shouted after it, then reconsidered. Did they really want a giant, raptor-like dinosaur to think about them in any way? The Wedding Bird slid to a stop at the next intersection. She looked at them with avian head twitches again and this time she shrieked. It was a strange laughing call and it made Masha think less of an eagle and more of a seagull. They laughed along with the Wedding Bird’s shrieks in spite of their fear.
Vee shrank to her human form and took Masha’s shaking hand. The Wedding Bird just stared at them. Stringbean, still in her honey badger form, growled as she levitated by Vee’s head.
“Why did she just stop?” Vee asked.
“I think…” Masha couldn’t think clearly, only teeth and talons filled their thoughts. The word ‘disemboweled’ made her shiver. But they steeled themselves. “I think she wants us to follow her.” Masha made one foot move, then the other. Vee held them back for only a moment before taking a step with them. Another step. The Wedding Bird kept craning her neck and watching them. When they got within fifty feet, she ran to the next intersection and shrieked at them again. Cautiously, they followed her through the town.
“Notice that nothing else is moving?” Masha whispered.
“Yeah. I haven’t heard or seen anything since she appeared.” Vee kept her eyes on the Wedding Bird. No other birds sang or insects chirped. There was only the slight stir of a breeze. They both jumped when the Wedding Bird ran off again, the rings on her leg rattling musically. They followed her through two more intersections, out of the burnt husk of the town, and into an overgrown path that quickly grew wooded.
“Something’s answering her calls,” Vee whispered. Masha stopped in their tracks.
“What?” they asked.
“I can hear something answering her at a distance, coming from the way we’re going.” Vee squeezed Masha’s hand. “I think we should turn back.”
Masha turned Vee to face them, took them by the other hand and asked, “Do you think she wants to hurt us?”
Vee shook her head.
Masha squeezed her hands again. “Look, I’m scared. So scared it’s hard to talk, but we can fly out of here if we need to, right?” Honey-badger-Stringbean flicked a tongue at Masha’s ear in assent. “Let’s keep going. I think she wants to show us something.”
Vee sighed, but nodded. She impulsively kissed Masha on the cheek. “But if I say go, you get on Stringbean and fly back to the Owl House. I’ll hold her off and then fly away when I can.”
Masha nodded, released one of Vee’s hands and followed the Wedding Bird. Two more turnings of the path and Masha could hear what Vee had: the shriek of the Wedding Bird, the answering piping calls of something else. One last sharp turn and an opening appeared into the side of the hill. The calls came from inside it. The Wedding Bird didn’t wait and ran directly into the cave.
“Luz said we shouldn’t go into the caves.” Vee tugged on Masha’s hand as Masha made to follow.
Masha took out their cell phone, checked the battery and turned on the flashlight. “Maybe we’ll just pop in and take a look, but I don’t want to go out of sight of the cave opening. We don’t have a ball of yarn.”
“I don’t know…” Vee’s hands shook. “I smell something bad in there… like decaying meat, maybe?”
Earlier she’d calmed Masha’s nerves, but now it was Masha’s turn to calm hers. “I got you, boo. I won’t let anything happen to you. Also, we’ve got a loaded Stringbean and Luz has been teaching me the basics. I can at least blast something and fly away.”
With a flick of her tongue and a hiss, Stringbean turned into a staff and fell into Masha’s hands.
“Okay, but if we lose sight of the entrance we turn back. Or if I don’t like what we see. I can absorb a lot of magic, but there are physical limits. Okay?” Vee’s hand was sweaty in Masha’s.
“Okay,” Masha agreed.
Hand in hand they stepped into the cave and Masha panned the light from their cell phone around, then smiled and produced two large light orbs from the staff in their other hand. The light filled the cave.
The Wedding Bird sat not far from the entrance on a nest. It looked remarkably like the nest that Eda slept in (Masha had snuck into her room and looked once). High-pitched peeping, chirping and shrieking drew their eyes down and they saw the creatures that had answered the Wedding Bird. Chicken-sized copies of the Wedding Bird surrounded them, trying to imitate the Wedding Bird’s earlier roaring. Broken egg bits littered the floor, as did bones of small animals. The smell was the droppings all over the floor. The Wedding Bird watched them from her nest; she didn’t seem concerned that they were going to hurt what could only have been her chicks.
“I lost count. At least twenty?” Vee whispered.
“Yeah, I think so.” Masha bent over to touch one of the chicks and the Wedding Bird was suddenly alert. Moving slowly, Masha let one climb into their hand. It pecked at their arm. “I think they’re hungry.”
“What do Wedding Bird chicks eat?” Vee asked nervously.
Masha knelt and looked at the bones. The chick in their arms leapt out. “I would say anything they could catch or maybe that mama could catch..” They didn’t mention the fairy wings they saw littered around the floor of the cave.
Masha stood up and turned to address the Wedding Bird. “Is this a quest? Do we need to do something for you?”
The Wedding Bird turned her head back and forth between Masha and the chicks several times and screeched once gently. Stringbean released from her staff and flew to the Wedding Bird, who watched her warily. With a pop, Stringbean changed to look like Vee, then a copy of the Wedding Bird (the bird blinked at Stringbean twice), then she changed to a copy of the chicks and pecked at something. The Wedding Bird blinked at her again and screeched softly. Stringbean flew back to Masha and hissed at them.
“Goddess,” Masha whispered. “I can understand her.”
“What?” Vee asked, putting her hands on her face. She was so cute when she was confused.
“I can understand Stringbean. She said they’re hungry and the Queen wants food for the chicks. It’s a test for you. I’m supposed to stay here and clean the cave. Why did I get stuck cleaning?” Masha put their hand under Stringbean’s belly and nuzzled her with their cheek.
“Are you sure it’s safe here? Would you rather take the chicks out to look for food? Maybe I can protect them better? How will you clean the cave?” Vee looked around at the mess of shells, bones and droppings.
“Stringbean will help me. She says she can show me how. I’m going to get to do more than just blasting shit with fireballs!” Masha’s excitement grew.
“I guess I’ll take them to that griffin nest and see if there’s any eggs there?” Vee sounded doubtful. “I hate that they may be… I just don’t…”
“It’s the cycle of nature, love.” Masha hugged Vee. “They’re predators—”
“So am I,” Vee said in a whisper and Masha knew that Vee was thinking about how she could destroy almost anything magical here.
“But you have sapience to make the choice not to. They don’t have that choice, or maybe they do and it’s just their nature. Eda would eat a wild griffin egg, so I don’t think there’s anything wrong with letting the chicks eat them. Would you rather have them starve?”
“No, I can do this.” Vee got that determined look on her face; the one that Masha had grown to love. The one that said she was scared, but going to push her boundaries.
“All right, chickies, follow me!” Vee blurred and she was a slightly smaller copy of the Wedding Bird. The Wedding Bird in her nest sat up straight, extended her neck out and hissed at the chicks. They looked from her to Vee and back twice but when Vee raced off, they followed her chirping wildly.
Vee led the chicks out of the cave and down the rubble-strewn streets of the city. The Wedding Bird shape was fast. Flying and running like this always felt freeing to Vee; she thought sometimes it was from growing up in a cage. Looking behind her for a second to make sure the chicks were following, she almost tripped on a pile of bricks. The chicks were far behind; they just couldn’t keep up and she was running too fast for her own safety, so she slowed down to let the chicks catch up. They surrounded her, cheeping and growling adorably. They were cute where the Wedding Bird queen was beautiful or maybe handsome or terrifying, yeah, beautiful and terrifying both.
Vee walked this time, measuring the pace of the chicks. She wondered idly if chickens in the human realm could run this fast or if these chicks were more like velociraptors. It didn’t take long to get to the nest. It really was an abandoned stadium of some sort. A tall metal pole still stood at one end, the set of bleachers on the far side was largely still intact, but the ones on the side closest to Vee had collapsed.
She approached the rubble slowly, looking for a path through it. The musky smell of wild griffins came from it, as did the odor of magic: strong magic, more than just whatever magic they used to breathe spiders or fly. It smelled a lot like when Willow made plants bloom or Gus made an especially good illusion. Vee could never fully describe it to anyone else.
Picking her way through the fallen bleachers, Vee approached the playing field. She had expected overgrown weeds and flowers, but the griffins had trampled it flat around a huge, communal nest in the far end of the field opposite the metal pole. She stopped and blinked in surprise at the sight. The griffins were… dancing. Their eyes flicked toward her and the chicks and they paused, but then continued Vee thought that because they were so much larger that the griffins didn’t consider Vee or the chicks as threats.
The larger of the two lifted its tail straight up like a happy cat and spread out the feathers on it. (Vee idly wondered if males or females were larger, or if griffins had more than two sexes; she’d ask Viney next time she saw her). In the sunlight, the grey feathers of the griffin turned iridescent and shimmered in blues and pinks, very similar to the sheen of the Wedding Bird’s feathers.
Vee looked down at the chicks. They were standing, almost totally motionless, heads up and beaks open. Their throats were working like they were swallowing something. The magic around her thickened and she looked up. The smaller griffin had raised its tail and spread its tail feathers too, mirroring the larger one. They spun in a huge circle and stepped toward each other, then back. Each time they stepped forward they rubbed their necks together and cooed like giant pigeons. Vee realized suddenly that this was a mating ritual. She looked down at the chicks, who were still standing beaks open.
Vee closed her eyes and opened her other senses. Magic seethed around her: ambient magic from the ruined city, old, stale, and… evil. Something evil had happened there, but long ago and only residue remained. She also sensed the everyday magic that had been there in the past and the background magic from the Titan. It was weaker than when she’d been hatched, but growing stronger as King came into his powers.
But there was also the thick magic she had felt. It emanated from the field, from the griffins mating dance. Vee opened her mouth to taste it, unconsciously imitating the chicks. Love filled her. She felt her love for Masha so strongly it hurt; Masha accepted her for everything she was. A different sort of love was also there: familial for Mom, Luz and her basilisk siblings. Another sort was there for Ethan and Pol from Cabin Seven and the friends she had made there and in the Human Realm. But Masha’s love covered it all.
She concentrated and felt the animal love between the griffins. This wasn’t just two mindless animals mating; they loved each other with a bond just as strong as the one between her and Masha. She tasted it again and it filled her, fed her. The chicks were feeding on it, also, feeding on the magic of the griffins’ love. She and the chicks stood there, mouths open, feeding while the griffins danced. Vee didn’t know how long they stood there. Suddenly, the dance was done and the griffins walked together side by side to the far end of the field by the pole. They ran almost the entire length of the field before they took flight, spinning and circling each other as they rose. They swooped down and made a low pass over where Vee stood with the chicks and breathed. Spiders fell from the sky in a rain of magic. It wasn’t an attack, it was something else that Vee couldn’t define.
The chicks ran crazily sucking up the magic from the spiders, as well as eating the physical spiders, just as Vee had earlier when she had been a swan. She only took a little of the magic, just enough to replace what she’d spent changing forms and let the chicks have the rest. With two last, loud calls the griffins flew off. The feeling of love and magic went with them. Vee blinked again; she’d been lost in thinking about Masha’s lips on hers and their arms around her. The chicks were nuzzling Vee’s legs and peeping. Love came from them, too, directed toward Vee. Was Vee a Wedding Bird auntie now?
She tried to roar like the queen Wedding Bird but only ululated oddly, but the chicks seemed to understand. Vee led them back through the ruined city slowly. The chicks were larger, almost turkey-sized now. They must be like her; they required magic to live and thrive, but physical food reduced that need. They waddled after her. This time she had to watch them more sharply as they tended to drift off if she didn’t herd them with her. One of them fell asleep and she lifted it onto her back gently with her beak. Its talons gripped and dug in, but she bore it. It was warm and the love it was emanating filled her and fed her in a different way. She saw the smoke from the cave long before she got there and started hurrying along, but when she arrived, she saw Masha had it all under control. A huge pile of debris had been cleared from the cave and sat outside the entrance with a stream of greyish water running from the cave. Masha had started a small fire with some of the flammable rubble.
“How?” Vee tried to ask, but only a shrieking came from her. She shifted to her human shape. The bird that had clung to her back was now tangled in her hair and peeping insistently. She untangled it and sat it next to its kin. They all ran off into the cave through the water toward their mother’s calls.
“How?” Vee tried to ask again, but Masha was in her arms and kissing her.
When they pulled back, they said, “I remembered the labors of Hercules.”
“What?” Vee asked, confused.
“You remember. When Hercules had to clean the Stables of Whatever, he just lifted up a river and ran it through the whole thing? I used Stringbean and pressure washed the F out of that cave.” They waved at the rubble. “We’ll have to come back later and take care of this, but I separated off what could be burned.”
“Where is Stringbean?” Vee asked. If anything happened to her, Luz would never forgive either of them.
“She’s talking with the Wedding Bird. She says that Wedding Bird is pleased with me.” Masha tossed their hair and struck a pose. “But I’m not surprised; most people like me.”
Vee laughed.
“How about you?” Masha took her hand and led her into the cave.
“Well, I discovered I can feed on the magic of love,” Vee said nonchalantly.
“What?” Masha asked, lifting their hands to their face like Vee did when Vee was confused.
Vee told them about her trip and the griffins’ mating dance and feeling the love. “It’s like that song from The Lion King. I really could feel the love tonight.”
The Wedding Bird was cleaning each of her chicks in turn while Vee and Masha spoke. Stringbean was shaped like the Queen in miniature and was helping the Queen groom the chicks. When they were done cleaning them, Stringbean changed to her normal shape, flew to Masha’s shoulder and hissed at them. The Wedding Bird rose and bowed her head to them. She made calls that sounded more like the griffins’ cooing than any calls she had made earlier.
“I think she’s thanking us?” Masha asked. Stringbean flicked a tongue at them. “Stringbean says yes.”
“We would like your blessing to wed,” Masha held out her hand to the Wedding Bird. She turned her head this way and that at Masha’s hand, then rose from her nest. The chicks chirped excitedly, sensing something was happening. After she had stood, the Wedding Bird bowed her head to Masha.
“What?” Vee asked. The Wedding Bird bowed to her also, then ran past them out of the cave with the chicks following her in. She stopped at the entrance and waited for them.
“Where are we going now?” Vee asked. She tugged Masha’s hand and they followed.
“I think back to the Owl House?” they asked Stringbean, who nodded enthusiastically. The sun was low in the sky, but there was still plenty of time before it set. Stringbean shifted to staff form. Masha put out the fire with a gush of water then sand to make sure. They mounted and Vee shifted to a swan again.
With a wailing, Dopplered shriek, the Wedding Bird ran off through the city. Vee ran after her and took flight with Masha on her tail.
Camila had ended up taking charge of the preparations with Emira as her lieutenant. That girl had a gift for organization and command that made everything flow just right. If chairs needed to be set up, Emira knew just the person (he had been idling in the corner talking to his girlfriend, Willow) to get it done. This had also freed up Willow so Emira could talk to her about what type and color of flowers were needed and where they were to go.
Edric, Katya and Amber had been sent to the kitchens to help Lilith. Luz and Amity were… making out in the corner. Camila started to walk toward them to refocus them on getting the tables set and ready for the reception, but Emira was already heading there. Instead, Camila went into the Owl House in search of Eda and Raine. The first few times she’d come here with Luz she’d been terrified, but after coming to the Owl House on her own to visit (and drink too much Apple Blood and rum), she’d relaxed. Now she visited twice a week on Wednesdays and Saturdays, ostensibly to see Luz, but just as often she only visited Eda and Raine.
Camila found the two of them in Eda’s bedroom arguing gently over Eda’s dress. Camila watched them from the doorway, enjoying their banter.
“That’s cut way too low,” Raine said, pointing to the bust of Eda’s bright red dress.
“The only one who’ll be looking at me is you,” Eda told them. Camila laughed to herself. She’d be looking also. Respectfully.
“I don’t think that’s true at all. I know at least one other person who will—”
“Her daughter’s getting married; she’s going to be too busy to look.” Eda grinned at Raine, then bent down to kiss them. She was so tall, so protective. Raine saw Camila in the doorway when they pulled away.
“Been there long?” they asked quietly.
Camila answered with a non-answer. “Your bustline is fine. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.” She felt the heat rise in her cheeks. They’d teased each other before, but this felt like a different line to cross.
“See?” Eda asked, took two steps and hugged Camila to her. “She says it’s fine, so it’s fine.”
Raine threw their hands up. “Okay, okay, you win.”
“I always do,” Eda said over Camila’s head. Her bosom was soft and warm and her arms around Camila were distracting her from why she had come up here.
“Sun’s going to be down soon. They should be back any moment.” Her voice was muffled by Eda’s hug. Eda released her.
“Yeah, we owe it to your kids to do right by them. I’m still sad we didn’t get to do this for Luz and Amity.” Eda took Camila’s hand and Raine took her other hand. When they passed the kitchen, Edric was finishing up something in a cauldron.
“Where’s Lily?” Eda asked him.
“She’s outside getting all the food tables prepped and making sure that King doesn’t lick all the frosting off the cake.” He held up his spoon and watched the way the viscous liquid dripped off it. Camila didn’t really want to know what it was.
“Awesome, make sure to be outside for the wedding yourself, Blight brother.” Eda always called him that and he always laughed, like he was doing now.
Camila, Raine and Eda found out that Emira had finished up the last touches. Pink flowers were interspersed on vines with deep purple ones. Camila knew it was meant to be Vee and Masha. Only a few people saw beyond Masha’s ‘Emo’ exterior to the person inside.
“I’ve got to go fix that,” Camila said, pointing to the flowers. She squeezed Raine’s hand first, then Eda’s. Both of them responded with answering squeezes. It took her a moment to get to Willow and explain, but Willow just smiled and the purple blooms disappeared and were replaced seconds later with yellow flowers that made Camila think of daffodils. She knew Masha would like them much better.
She circulated amongst the guests, making sure to talk to the other basilisks (three of them now, one more had come out of hiding) to make sure they were comfortable. It was taking a while for some of the witches to accept basilisks living amongst them. The low sun had just made Camila’s mind up for her to go ask Eda if they should go out looking when noises came from the trees. Birds were flying up from them and cawing and the trees themselves were rustling.
Eda and Amity responded faster than anyone else and stood at the treeline with their staffs out. Luz stood behind Amity with a handful of glyphs readied; as King’s magic grew, she had rediscovered them along with him. The noises came closer and now Camila could see two specks in the sky. With the sun behind her, she could see Vee as a swan and Masha on Stringbean’s staff. They were flying fast, maybe as fast as Vee could and definitely as fast Camila would have comfortable flying.
“They’ll be here in a few seconds!” Masha shouted as they landed behind Luz.
Stringbean immediately changed to her snakey form and flew to Luz’s shoulders. She hissed loudly at her.
“They found her!” Luz shouted at the same time Masha shouted, “We found her!”
Swan-Vee landed and immediately changed to her basilisk shape, but before she could open her mouth, Eda was shouting.
“What?” Eda had just enough time to ask before a swarm of turkey-sized birds came rushing from the treeline with a huge… dinosaur running behind them.
Camila realized the Wedding Bird was a dinosaur, wearing a tiara and with rings on her legs, but still a huge dinosaur. Eda raised her staff, but Masha swatted it down.
“No! Don’t hurt them!” Vee slithered up next to Masha.
The chicks arrived first… ¡Madre de Dios! They were just down-covered chicks. They swarmed around Vee, Masha, Luz, Eda and Amity. Luz was the first to reach down and touch one. As she stroked its neck, it lifted its head and cawed. Amity knelt next to Luz and stroked another one.
The Wedding Bird herself walked slowly and carefully up to where her chicks were gathered, but then she saw something and walked past them to King, who had just come out of the Owl House. He held out his paw (hand? Camila used both and King seemed okay with both) to the Wedding Bird. She dipped her head and then, with a crash, went down on her knee and bowed to him. It made her think of the time she’d ridden a camel at a fair and it had allowed her to mount.
King put his paw on her head, touched her tiara wonderingly, and she rose in a swift motion. With a roaring, she called her chicks to her.
“We found her!” Vee said to a wide-eyed, mouth-opened Eda.
“But it’s just a story,” Eda wailed. Raine bowed to the Wedding Bird. She bowed back to them.
Stringbean hissed in Luz’s ear.
“Tell her about the tasks, the quests,” Masha told the small shapeshifter.
Stringbean stopped to glare at Masha before hissing at them.
Masha held up their hands in placation to Stringbean. “Sorry, I know you were just about to tell her.”
“Wait, you can understand her?” Luz asked.
“I can.” Masha nodded.
“How?” Luz asked, looking from them to Stringbean and then at the Wedding Bird, who was nosing at Raine while they stroked her crest. Luz repeated, “How?”
“I wish I knew.” Masha hugged Luz. “Maybe it’s because we’re in-laws now; I don’t know. Or maybe it was a quest reward, like in a video game.”
The chicks swarmed the food tables, jumping up on them and scattering canapés as they devoured anything they could get their claws and beaks on. Lilith tried to herd them away, but they squawked at her and Vee was running to protect them. The Wedding Bird butted Raine with her head and herded them toward Eda. They walked to her with a grace that belied them having a dinosaur pushing them.
“You okay, Rainstorm?” Eda asked, meeting the avian stare of the Wedding Bird.
“I’m okay,” they replied. When they took Eda’s hand, the Wedding Bird turned her head this way and that, seeming unsure. An angry squawk from one of her chicks made her spin away. Three great strides and she was pushing the chick away from the cake. She didn’t seem to mind them eating any of the other food, but she was stopping them from eating the cake.
Stringbean kept hissing in Luz’s ear while Luz’s eyes kept getting wider and wider. Camila tried to watch everything, but her gaze kept coming back to the Wedding Bird. She had wandered off and was nosing at Hunter and Willow now but merely blinked at them when they bowed to her.
“She’s gathering up couples who should be married, I think,” Camila said. She wondered what it was about Eda and Raine that said they were ready, but Hunter and Willow still weren’t. Camila looked at Eda’s and Raine’s intertwined hands and sighed. It was time to do what they’d come here to do.
“All right! ¡Escúchenme!” The hubbub kept going. Chicks wandered through the crowd eating and cawing. Edric Blight was feeding one a sweet tamal that Vee had especially asked for. Lilith was protecting the cake from two of the chicks and Emira was desperately trying to chase the rest away from the catering tables. Camila turned at Eda’s hook on her shoulder.
“I got this, Cam.” A shiver and Eda was in her harpy form.
“Shut up!” Eda shouted. Her voice carried over all the noise; Camila saw the spell circle that Raine was surreptitiously making on their side to amplify her voice, but Eda really, really, really hadn’t needed it.
Every face turned to her: witch, demon, human, avian, dinosaur, basilisk. Camila thought even the trees were quivering and paying attention to Eda (she knew she was quivering and paying attention). Eda shifted back and patted Camila’s shoulder with her hook.
“Gracias, mamita.” Camila froze. She’d just blurted it out. Eda didn’t seem to notice.
“You’ve got their attention,” Eda stage-whispered, but her voice was still being amplified by Raine’s spell and everyone laughed.
“Let’s do what we came here to do.” Camila pointed at Masha then Vee. “Go get changed, and I mean in clothes, not just shapeshifted or using Concealment Stones.”
She pointed to the Wedding Bird. “Gather up your chicks. Stop eating the appetizers. We’ll need them for after and there will be plenty to share.” The Wedding Bird blinked at her in what Camila could only think was astonishment at being addressed like that.
“Edric, Emira, go help Lilith get things cleaned up. Amity and Luz, go help your sister and Masha.” Camila was back on her game. Everyone scrambled to follow her orders and pretty quickly the party was back to order.
King, Vee’s basilisk siblings, and the Wedding Bird kept the chicks corralled while Viney and Skara made a trip to Bonesborough to bring back more food for them. Between the Blights and Lilith the food tables were (mostly) made presentable again. Raine and Eda ran errands and acted as go-betweens from Camila and anyone who needed direction. Camila saw Eda’s smile at letting someone else take charge and also noticed Raine’s appreciative glances at her. Their stare shook her to her core just like Eda’s did.
Skara and Viney returned, riding griffins. They had some sort of huge slab of meat over each of the griffins’ saddlebags (Camila didn’t want to know what the meat was). A pale form flew close behind them with three other tiny pale dots flying alongside it. It was almost dark now and the low sun behind her made them a blur, but as they got closer she saw.
“¡Dios mío!” It – no, she –was bat-winged, taloned, and mostly just face. Lank black hair spilled from her head. The Wedding Bird must have spotted her also, because she roared at the flying Demon.
“Calm yourself!” the Demon yelled down to the Wedding Bird and the dinosaur shut her mouth. Her chicks gathered around her, calling nervously.
Eda flexed her legs, leapt into the air and was in her harpy form again. She flew up to meet the Demon as Viney and Skara landed near the edge of the clearing. Eda was talking to the Demon in the air. Now that they were closer, Camila could see that they were bat wings and the smaller dots were miniature ones, probably her children. She could only be the Bat Queen that Luz had told her about.
“Make some room, Cam!” Eda shouted down. Emira was there at Camila’s side helping her move tables so the Bat Queen could land. When Camila bowed to her respectfully, she saw King and the Wedding Bird doing the same.
“Wasn’t expecting you,” Eda said as she landed and changed to her normal shape.
“I heard the call of the Wedding Bird again.” The Bat Queen had a beautiful, soft voice with an accent that Camila had never heard from a Demon before. It was a voice that brooked no nonsense; a voice that was used to command. “I haven’t heard her call in hundreds, maybe a thousand years.”
Eda stepped up next to Camila and took her hand. Camila didn’t think her heart could beat faster than it had been, but it proved her wrong.
“Her kid and her kid’s partner are here for a second wedding after being married in the Human Realm.” Eda waved her hook at the Owl House. “We sent them off to find the Wedding Bird, but they actually found her. Camila’s kids are good at finding secrets here.”
The Bat Queen turned the full weight of her stare on Camila. Without Eda’s hand, Camila thought she would have been shaking.
“You are the mother of Luz the human? I see the resemblance. You raised a good girl.” A long wing reached out to stroke Camila’s cheek and it was warm and soft. The Bat Queen’s good graces felt amazing; maybe it was something telepathic also?
“Thank you. My other daughter is amazing, too. I am honored to meet you; Luz told me about your trials and your adorable children.” She grinned at the children peeking out at her from behind the Bat Queen’s legs.
“I must speak with Erosavia, if you please?” The Bat Queen started to turn away.
“Your name is Erosavia?” Camila asked the Wedding Bird, who turned her head this way and that, then made a small chirp: such a tiny sound from such a large creature. Everyone who heard it knew it was ‘yes.’
“It’s a lovely name, Erosavia.” Camila bowed again to her and tugged Eda until she did also. When she straightened up (if she ever had been straight, she didn’t think so anymore) she tugged Eda away toward Raine and left the Bat Queen talking with King and Erosavia. It struck Camila that they were all royalty of a sort. She looked to the stars that were just starting to peek out and thought of the Collector.
“What do you think they’re talking about?” Camila asked Raine.
They took Camila’s other hand and they all stared at the tableau. King stood in between the Bat Queen and Erosavia. He seemed to understand the chirps from Erosavia because he nodded along with them sometimes.
“I think King may have just been adopted by two more mothers,” Eda whispered just loud enough for Camila and Raine and no one else.
Camila thought Eda sounded jealous. She lifted a hand to caress Eda’s cheek. “If Luz can have two moms in two different worlds, King can have three here.” Camila watched emotions play over Eda: jealousy, love, concern, then love. Eda shifted her gaze to Camila and love remained. From the corner of her eye Camila saw Erosavia regarding them again with avian head tilts.
She had just started to say something to Eda when Hooty slammed open the door of the Owl House and shrieked, “Here they come!”
Vee blinked both sets of eyelids as she exited the Owl House with Masha on her arm. She’d expected it to be darker, but someone had lit torches along the perimeter and balls of light from glyphs floated above the throng. Mamá stood with Eda and Raine, watching Masha and her. The Demon with the Wedding Bird and King caught her eye; she had to be the Bat Queen. She looked down at Masha’s elbow digging into her side.
“I see her, too, but Luz said she’s okay.” Masha was gracefully resplendent in a black and yellow tuxedo that Hunter had made for them under Camila’s guidance. Black pants and jacket with bright yellow lining that matched the vest under it. A classic black silk tie with a gold tie-tack that had belonged to Manny’s father and a yellow pocket square that had belonged to Mamá’s abuelo rounded it out. Mamá had wanted Masha to wear heels, but Masha had adamantly resisted and instead wore shiny black oxfords.
Vee knew how strange she looked in her hybrid wedding dress. She wore a traditional veil (that Mamá had worn at her wedding) and a human-style wedding dress over the upper part of her body. She had left the lower half unadorned so she could move properly. The only ornamentation there was the ring through her tail that she’d never been able to remove.
Masha elbowed her again and they walked through the gathering to where King stood with the Wedding Bird and the Bat Queen.
“I thought we were going to get married by Raine, but it looks like we’re going to get married by royalty and a god instead,” Masha whispered to Vee, who gulped and nodded.
King stepped out to meet them and took their hands in his. Vee looked down at her brother (Half-brother? Adopted brother? Step-brother? All that really mattered was he was family).
He swallowed and gathered his nerve. “I know this isn’t how you planned it, but Erosavia, uh, that’s the Wedding Bird’s name, asked me to do this. I guess she thinks it’s, I don’t know, more special if I do.”
“What the Titan binds shall never be unbound, what Erosavia blesses will stay blessed for eternity.” Vee didn’t know what she expected the Bat Queen to sound like, but it wasn’t this powerful voice of command with an accent she couldn’t place. The Bat Queen stepped up next to King and Erosavia did the same on his other side. They both dwarfed him in size, but King radiated a majesty of his own that belied his size and appearance.
Raine handed King a note; he glanced down at it and smiled.
“We are—” he stopped at the sound of his amplified voice. Raine was doing their trick with a spell circle. King gathered himself again.
“We are here today to bond these two in matrimony. Already they have wed in the Human Realm and now they seek to be wed here in my realm.” A buzz passed through everyone at the words, ‘my realm.’ “A blessed day for them and also a blessed day for us, as they have rediscovered the Wedding Bird, Erosavia, and once again true love walks this land. A long healing process is coming to a close and with their wedding will come a new era for the Isles.”
Vee looked at Masha. Had they really done that? Masha was staring wide-eyed at the Bat Queen, who was smiling at them.
“Where hatred once ruled the land disguised as love, now love shall rule this land. I name the Bat Queen, Raine Whispers, and Edalyn Clawthorne as my ambassadors at large until I am of age and grown into my complete power. It is time to uncover the truth.”
“I am the Titan of the Isles. My father’s body provides the land you walk on. His bones and blood powered the land’s magic, but now mine will. HIs body is the building blocks of all this and now his power runs through me.”
Some of the gathered gasped. Not everyone there knew that King was a Titan, the Titan. Now it was out and there was no putting it back.
“But that is secondary to today’s celebration. Let it be known that my sister Vee Noceda, by birth a basilisk and resident of the Boiling Isles, created as an instrument of destruction by Belos, and by choice daughter of Camila Noceda and sister to Luz Noceda, is to be wed to Masha Chumak, resident of the Human Realm. Vee shows that your creation is not your destiny. She has more honest love in her than anyone I’ve ever met. I don’t know Masha as well, but I look forward to seeing them share their life with Vee. Anyone that Vee loves so much has to be a good person.”
“Vee Noceda, do you voluntarily bind yourself to Masha Chumak for all your life? Do you vow to honor and love them? Do you vow to protect them as you would yourself?”
Vee blinked. These weren’t the vows they’d written. She saw magic swirling between King and Erosavia and a lesser tendril of the magic swirling around the Bat Queen. She had a feeling these vows were going to be magically binding and she found she didn’t mind at all; she’d already known they would be bound for life. She was sure. She’d been unsure about so much for so long, frightened and scared, small and timid until she’d found her family with Camila and Luz and love with Masha. She knew this was what she wanted.
“I do so vow.” She bowed her head to King. Erosavia surged forward, mouth gaping wide. Vee stood stock still, confident that Erosavia wouldn’t hurt her. Erosavia’s jaws closed around the ring on Vee’s tail and, with a crunch, it shattered. Vee gaped. Masha gasped. No one had been able to remove the ring: no human torch or saw, no demon’s or witch’s magic. Amity and Alador had tried all they knew but it had been impervious. Erosavia stood and opened her mouth. Vee just managed to catch the plain gold band that dropped from it. The rings on Erosavia’s legs rattled and a second ring appeared on her tongue. Masha caught that one deftly as it fell out.
“Let the bonds of your old life be broken. New bonds forged between you and Masha. By my will, the will of my ambassadors and the will of Erosavia, let it be so.” The magic swirling around King, Erosavia and the Bat Queen surged into Vee. She was filled with love, not just for Masha, but for her family and everyone else, all her friends, all of Luz’s friends. Masha jerked upright also. They felt it too as it filled them.
King turned to Masha and they repeated the same vows that Vee had sworn. The swirls of magic filled them again. Vee felt herself afloat on a sea of love, the warmth of it suffused her, surrounded her and fed her. Masha’s hand grasped in hers said they felt the same way.
When they kissed, the magic from both of them mixed, and became more than the sum of it combined. It swept out over the attendees. Vee could see it and she knew the other basilisks, Erosavia, and her chicks could, but she didn’t think anyone else could. They all felt it though, as it passed through them, filled them with happiness, joy, and love.
There was another collective gasp and then applause and shouts of congratulations as the kiss went on just a little too long, as a good wedding kiss should. When they broke apart, King stepped in front of them.
“Who I have bound, let no one unbind. I present to you…” He leaned over and whispered to them. “How do you want to be presented?”
“Vee and Masha Noceda,” Masha said firmly. Vee had pushed for a hyphenated name, but Masha wanted to take hers.
“Vee and Masha Noceda. My sister and sister-in-law. Beware my wrath, any who cause them hurt!” King sounded fierce, much more fierce than he should have for his size. Erosavia roared and her chicks all chirped along with them.
The party kicked into gear after that. Vee remembered cutting the cake and feeding a piece to Masha, but not much else until the very end of the reception when she found Mamá sitting on the steps of the Owl House watching Raine and Eda talking, their heads close together. Erosavia was still sniffing around them as they were feeding her chicks cake.
Mamá looked up as Vee sat next to her. Her arm snaked around Vee. Vee shifted to her human form to sit more comfortably.
“I’m so happy for you both.” Mamá leaned over and kissed Vee’s forehead.
“Thank you for all you’ve done. I could never have met them without you and Luz and I love them so much and I love you.” Vee grasped her hands tightly.
“You deserve all the happiness. I heard Luz call you a cinnamon roll once and she was right. You’re a precious cinnamon roll. Now you have the blessings of two worlds behind you and no hate can touch you. Take that with you. Your whole life, you will have love, even at times when it seems like it won’t be enough.” Mamá closed her eyes.
“Thinking of Manny?” Vee asked.
Camila opened her eyes, flicked them back to Eda and Raine and nodded before shaking her head. Eda was talking animatedly to Raine, who smiled at her. Vee saw Camila’s eyes go from their faces to their intertwined hands. Only someone as close as Vee was would have seen the slight widening of Camila’s eyes.
“No. I was thinking of them.” She sighed. “I thought of Manny earlier and what he would have said and how happy he would have been. There’s so much of him in Luz.”
Erosavia was staring their way now. It still unnerved Vee a bit to be under that dinosaurian gaze.
“What do you think she wants?” Camila asked as Erosavia slowly walked toward them.
“Don’t you know? Really know?” Vee lifted Camila’s hand to her chest. Camila could feel her own heartbeat, Vee knew. “I have eyes.” Vee laughed. “I see how you look at them. You love them and not just like they’re Luz’s other parents. You are in love with them.”
Camila tried to yank her hand away just as Erosavia arrived. The dinosaur sniffed at her then looked back to Raine and Eda and made a small chirp.
Camila closed her eyes. “I do love them. I am in love with them. But it can’t be. It’s so far.”
Vee laughed from her belly now. “It’s just next door. You can still work in the Human Realm, doing what you love, and when you come home, you can go right through the Portal Door and be right here. It’s literally just next door.”
“It’s your time. It’s your day,” Camila objected. Erosavia made the chirp again.
“I don’t mind. I just want you to be happy, too.” Vee changed to her basilisk shape and yanked Camila upright with a squeal.
Eda and Raine were both staring their way now.
“Go, be with them.” Vee pushed Camila gently and she took one hesitant step then another, then she was running with Erosavia at her side. Open arms awaited her. Vee went to find King and the Bat Queen. No one was going to object to a second wedding here today.